Funny Family New Year’s Resolutions

Resolutions for pre-schoolers:

 1. It does not matter if my socks go on before my underwear. I can be flexible. I can even not have the stitch line on the top of my socks align perfectly across my foot.

2. Zits on teenagers are not to be commented on in any way, as I understand that "my time will come."

3. I need to accept that I am not the boss -- not even of me.

4. The size of Mommy's bottom is not something that should be discussed in public,   or ever.

5. I will not add my personal artistic flair to pieces of artwork already created by my six-year-old sister, even though anyone can tell it adds complexity and drama.

Resolutions for primary school age:

1. I need to recognize that when Mommy's face turns red and she starts a  sentence with "What did I just say?" that any activity I am involved in needs to cease immediately.

2. I must recognize that parents are not aware that a bouncy ball must be bounced a minimum of 1,147 times in a  row before the urge passes.

3. Calling my 12-year-old brother by his babyish nickname, "Panda Bear" for example, is both unnecessary and pain-inducing when said "bear's" friends are in his den.                                                                                                    

Resolutions for tweens:

1. If I insist on playing my AC/DC, Aerosmith or Ozzy Osbourne CD's loudly  the ‘rents are likely to sing along and play air guitar (shudder). Investing in headphones is a good use of my allowance money.

2. I need to find an alternative responses to replace the following: "whatever," "then don't look at it" and "oh, you're cool, Mom." Total silence is an option.

3. My parents think it is funny to kid me about boyfriends/girlfriends. I need to humor them, as when the day actually comes that I have one, the joke will be  on them.

Resolutions for teens:                                                                                  

1. I will try to show at least one square foot of clean carpet in my bedroom, at all times, as evidence that I am working on it.

2. Although I know everything, it is apparently increasingly annoying to my parents to point this out on a regular basis. Purported "things I don't know" are not worth knowing but comments to support this argument are best kept to myself.

3. Excessive eye rolling can be hazardous to my health. Not to my eyes per se, but to my social life and so-called "privileges." I will practice steadying my eye movement in the mirror while repeating Mom-isms in my head (for example, "I just know," "I did warn you" and "because your brother is three"). (Adopted From http://www.canadianliving.com/relationships)

Vitamins For The Mind! - 7 Strategies To Feel Good About Life!

While most of us have heard the urban phrase, "Life’s a drag and then you die", I find that most people don’t really want to believe that.

And it’s true. While off course we all have difficult times in our lives, overall life was not designed to be struggled through.

Feeling good about your life involves just two parts. One is to learn to think about yourself in healthy ways. This is a learned skill, ladies and gentlemen, not something that a lucky few were born with. If you weren’t given the gift of self confidence and self esteem as a child, it’s up to you to manufacture it as an adult. This is a skill, not a talent.

The second part of feeling good about your life involves making things happen. That the opposite of giving your life over to circumstance. If you want something, set things into motion to make it happen - from losing weight to getting the perfect job - it’s all in your hands.

Are you feeling like life’s a struggle? Try these seven tips to help you feel good about life again.

1. Never stop questioning - how can I do this better, faster, easier, simpler? Get interested and curious about yourself and about others.

2. Accept your weakness. Everybody has weaknesses. Instead of spending your time and energy trying to "overcome", accept it, don’t make excuses for it, and find ways to make it work for you.

3. Always keep learning. The brain is a muscle just like any other, and it will stagnate if you let it. Learn something new every day.

4. Expect nothing; expect the best. Paradox? No. It just means that you don’t want to miss out on what’s wonderful in your life right now, while you spending all your time peeking around the next corner.

5. Plant the "seeds" that you want to grow. Many people are (figuratively) wondering where the roses are in their life, yet they spend all their time sowing corn. You reap what you sow. That’s just the way it is.

6. Swim with the current. Accept life. There are lots of things you can’t control. Don’t waste your time complaining about what you can’t control - the weather, the economy, other people. Do accept those things and work within the circle that is within your control.

7. Don’t wimp out. When the going gets tough -- and it will -- keep your head up and keep moving. Nobody ever won a race by quitting.

Here’s my challenge to you: Take any one of these seven ideas and put it to work in your life over the next seven days. Just seven days -- you can do anything that long, right? Read it over in the morning and choose a particular way to practice it, review it at noon, recite it at dinner. Make it a part of your every minute the next seven days. You will be surprised at the difference these ideas can make in your life! (Adopted from www.allthingsfrugal.com/...)