- “How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?”
- “Sure, I used to skip school a lot, too.”
- “Just leave all the lights on...it makes the house look more cheery.”
- “Let me smell that shirt – yes, it’s good for another week.”
- “Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I’ll be glad to feed and walk him every day.”
- “Well, if Timmy’s mom says it’s OK, that’s good enough for me.”
- “The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It’s not like I’m running a prison around here.”
- “I don’t have a tissue with me...just use your sleeve.”
- “Don’t bother wearing a jacket – the weather is bound to improve.”
Did Mom Say That???
Here are a few things we bet your mother never said.