Valentine's Day is a time when many boyfriends, girlfriends, husbands and wives search out romantic quotes and sayings about love for a Valentine's Day card, a couple's scrapbook, or even a love letter.
Some Valentine's Day enthusiasts (and even those who dread Valentine's Day) prefer a humorous love quote or a funny Valentine's Day saying. So for those people, the following humorous quotations about Valentine's Day and love may be precisely what they're seeking this February 14.
Humorous Quotes and Sayings About Valentine's Day and Love:
"I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon." - Unknown
Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer
True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. Erich Segal
Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst.
Love may not make the world go round, but I must admit that it makes the ride worthwhile. - Sean Connery
How come you never see Cupid with a girlfriend?. - Unknown
Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. - Jules Renard
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? - Unknown
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein
Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is. - Unknown
Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart. - Unknown
