- You want to slap the next person who says, 'Must be nice to work from 8.30am to 3.15pm and have your summers and weekends free.'
- When you're out in public you feel the urge to talk to strange children and correct their behaviour.
- You refer to adults as, 'boys and girls.'
- You encourage your spouse by telling them they are a 'good helper.'
- Meeting a child's parents instantly answers the question, 'Why is this child like he is?'
- You believe 'extremely annoying' should have its own box on the report.
- You know hundreds of 'good' reasons for being late.
You don't want children of your own because there isn't a name you can hear that wouldn't raise your blood pressure