Thoughts About Walking

• Walking 20 minutes can add hours to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $8000 per month.
• My grandfather started walking five miles a day when he was 60.........................Now he's 97 years old and we don't know where he is.
• I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
• I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
• I joined a health club last year, spent about 450 dollars. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.
• Every time I hear the dirty word "exercise", I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
• I do have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
• If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a very small country.
• I know I got a lot of exercise the last few years....................just getting over the hill.
• Every time I start thinking too much about how I look, I just find a "Happy Hour" and by the time I leave, I think I look just fine. You could walk this over to your friends but it's less hassle to just e-mail it to them. Adopted From www.guy-sports.com/