Monthly Stress Reducer - Funny Church Notices!

  • Baptisms: After Easter, the North and South ends of the church will be utilized. Children will be baptized at both ends.
  • Bible Study: Richard, my friend's little grandson came home from Sunday School and I asked him what they had studied. His reply was, 'Nothing.' So I asked him, 'Didn't you study Jesus?' Richard's reply was, 'No, he wasn't even there.'
  • Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.
  • The eighth graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7p.m. The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
  • Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands.
  • Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan who are preparing for the girth of their first child. Adopted from http://www.jnweb.com/funny/church-notices.html