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- When it appears that you have killed the
monster, NEVER check to see if it's really dead.
- Do not search the basement, especially if the power has gone out.
- If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they should not know, shoot them immediately. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. However, it will probably take several rounds to kill them, so be prepared. This also applies to kids who speak with somebody else's voice.
- When you have the benefit of numbers, NEVER pair off and go it alone.
- If appliances start operating by themselves, do not check for short circuits; just get out!
- If you find a town which looks deserted, there's probably a good reason for it. Don't stop and look around.
- Don't fool with recombinant DNA technology unless you're sure you know what you're doing.
- If you're running from the monster, expect to trip or fall down at least twice. Also note that, despite the fact that you are running and the monster is merely shambling along, it's still moving fast enough to catch up with you.
- If your companions suddenly begin to exhibit uncharacteristic behavior such as hissing, fascination for blood, glowing eyes, increasing hairiness, and so on, kill them immediately.
- Stay away from certain geographical locations, some of which are listed here: Amityville, Elm Street, Transylvania, Nilbog (you're in trouble if you recognize this one), the Bermuda Triangle, or any small town in Maine.
- If you find that your house is built upon a cemetery, now is the time to move in with the in-laws.
- Don't fool with recombinant DNA technology unless you're sure you know what you are doing. (adopted from http://www.humormatters.com)
