Age Brings Insights On Life…


  • Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
  • I plan on living forever. So far, so good.
  • Life not only begins at forty, it also begins to show.
  • Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.
  • A day without sunshine is like night.
  • Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
  • In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
  • Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
  • Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.
  • An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.
  • There will always be death and taxes; however, death doesn't get worse every year.
  • If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws.
  • It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
  • The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
  • Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
  • Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.
  • You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing
  • What happens to a man is less significant than what happens within him. (Adopted From http://www.emmitsburg.net/humor)