Funny Valentine's Day Quotes and Sayings

Valentine's Day is a time when many boyfriends, girlfriends, husbands and wives search out romantic quotes and sayings about love for a Valentine's Day card, a couple's scrapbook, or even a love letter.

Some Valentine's Day enthusiasts (and even those who dread Valentine's Day) prefer a humorous love quote or a funny Valentine's Day saying. So for those people, the following humorous quotations about Valentine's Day and love may be precisely what they're seeking this February 14.

Humorous Quotes and Sayings About Valentine's Day and Love:

"I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon." - Unknown

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. Erich Segal

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst.

Love may not make the world go round, but I must admit that it makes the ride worthwhile. - Sean Connery

How come you never see Cupid with a girlfriend?. - Unknown

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. - Jules Renard

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? - Unknown

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein

Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is. - Unknown

Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart. - Unknown

Cheap and Romantic Ideas for Valentine's Day

Today I shall list some ideas for Valentine's that aren't gaudy or expensive. This is for the frugal and practical guys and gals out there who want to express love anytime without participating in a commercialized fluff of a "holiday".

Write a love letter or poem - It costs practically nothing to put your feelings on paper. It may not be easy to write down emotions, but practice makes perfect. You do not have to be a great writer to just recount a great date you have had with your lover and describe how happy he or she makes you. As long as you put some effort into crafting a message that expresses your adoration for your mate, whatever you do will be appreciated.

Cook a favorite meal at home - Instead of going to an expensive restaurant, it is fun to dress up a favorite meal cooked at home. You can light candles on the dinner table, dim the lights, and put on some mood music. It is also possible to duplicate expensive meals at home at wholesale costs if you are adept at cooking.

Do something that your partner likes to do but you do not necessarily appreciate - No matter how compatible a couple is, two people will have different interests. For example, if he loves fishing and you do not, maybe you can accompany him on a fishing trip. If she loves poetry readings and you do not, maybe you can read her some poems. Doing something you normally would not do for the sake of your mate can be very romantic.

Take a walk or hike together - Once my husband and I walked for a few hours on the beach and collected sea glass, and we turned it into a bit of a competition to see who found the biggest piece. When you walk together you see the world differently than from your TV or your car and I think it is romantic because walking makes the world and your lover seem more real and tangible. Adopted from http://www.wisebread.com/