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FURNISHINGS

  • Oak Entertainment Center - It holds a 26" TV, with DVD/VHS storage, glass doors on front of the cabinet with brass inlays. It is 62" tall, 47 1/2" wide, and 22" deep. It is a very sturdy and attractive unit. Price: $200. Email:KSMcKimm@scj.com

PETS

  • Wilma - is a beautiful and loving long haired tortoise shell kitty that is need of a good home. She is 3-4 years old, spayed, and has her front paws de-clawed. She doesn’t mind dogs, but would prefer to be the only kitty in the household. She is in good health and has had all of her shots. If you would like to meet her please call: Susan at 696-4465 or Cindy at 882-1901.

NON-PROFIT EVENTS

  • Summer Outdoor Basketball -Play begins Sunday, June 21 emphasizing fun, fellowship, exercise and controlled competitiveness. Games will be played at Southport Elementary School. Cost is $25. Sign up deadline is Tuesday June 16. Call 882-8463.

  • 34th Our Lady of the Greenwood Parish Summer Festival - 335 S. Meridian St., Greenwood, Thurs. June 4th-5 p.m.-11 p.m., Italian dinner, 5 p.m.-7:30 p.m., Fri. the 5th-5 p.m.-midnight, fish fry-5 p.m.-7:30 p.m., Sat. 2 p.m.-midnight, pork chop dinner, 4 p.m.-7:30 p.m., Sun. the 7th-noon-9 p.m., fried chicken dinner, noon-3 p.m., rides, games, food. Information: 317-888-2861, ext. 236

  • Crain Family Fire Relief Fund on May 16th Blacksmith Lon Crain and his family lost their 6 horses, other animals, a trailer, and all the tools for his trade in a horrific barn fire. If you would like to donate something to this family as they work to put their lives back together please send your contribution to: Crain Family Fire Relief Fund c/o Farmers Bank, 2304 N. Lebanon Street, Lebanon, IN 46052. Attention Lori Allen. Your generosity is greatly appreciated!

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Posted by The Reel Team at 10:24 AM

The Joke's On Dad

Double the fun of Dad's special day with our funny Father's Day jokes! Pass our funniest fatherhood submissions on to a dad in your life and share the priceless gift of laughter!

The Right Choice My 16-year-old brother, Ryan, was out late with friends one night. Suddenly he realized it was Father's Day and he had neglected to buy a card for our dad. After much searching, Ryan located an open store, but was disappointed to find only two cards left on a picked-over rack. Selecting one, he brought it home and, somewhat sheepishly, presented it to our father.
Upon opening it, Dad read this message: "You've been like a father to me." He looked at Ryan, puzzled. "Well, Dad," Ryan tried to explain, "it was either that or the card that said, 'Now that I'm a father too!'" -- Submitted by Anne Carlson

Watch the Wash, Dad… I decided to make myself useful and do a load of the family laundry. When I took the clothes out of the machine, I discovered -- to my dismay -- that I had also washed the watch my wife had given me while we were dating. "Don't expect me to replace it," she said later with an obvious lack of sympathy. By the time Father's Day rolled around, however, she had relented and gave me a beautiful new watch. Attached was a note with this stipulation: "DRY-CLEAN ONLY!" -- Submitted by Paul Diblasi

Papa Bear My husband's cousin married a former Marine who now works for United Parcel Service. They bought their four-year-old son two stuffed bears -- one in a UPS uniform and the other in Marine garb. When the boy seemed confused, his father brought out a picture of himself in full Marine dress. "See, Connor?" he explained, pointing to the photo and then to the bear. "That's Daddy."
Connor's eyes went from one to the other, and then he asked in a puzzled voice, "You used to be a bear?" -- Submitted by Robin Yedlock

Pop Vs. Pup While flying from Denver to Kansas City, Kansas, my mother was sitting across the aisle from a woman and her eight-year-old son. Mom couldn't help laughing as they neared their destination and she heard the mother say to the boy, "Now remember -- run to Dad first, then the dog."-- Submitted by Karla J. Kasper

No. 1 on Our List -- Literally! My father was completely lost in the kitchen and never ate unless someone prepared a meal for him. When Mother was ill, however, he volunteered to go to the supermarket for her. She sent him off with a carefully numbered list of seven items.
Dad returned shortly, very proud of himself, and proceeded to unpack the grocery bags. He had one bag of sugar, two dozen eggs, three hams, four boxes of detergent, five boxes of crackers, six eggplants, and seven green peppers. -- Submitted by Joan Flood

Say What, Dad? Our Gen-X daughter, Christie, made my husband a Father's Day card entitled "Things My Dad Would Never Say." Such as: "Can you turn up that music?"; "Go ahead and take my truck. Here's 50 bucks for gas."; "I LOVE your tattoo. We should both get new ones." "Here, you take the remote." -- Submitted by Deanna Schneider. Adopted From http://www.rd.com
Posted by The Reel Team at 10:12 AM
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