Your accumulated vacation hours let you retire 10 years early.
- You've begun to enjoy the elevator music.
- Tylenol stock takes a nasty drop every time you take a weekend off.
- The radiation from your monitor has burnt your shadow onto the wall
- Your wife has more and older children than you can account for.
- Wastebasket in your office is full of the ripped-off faces of people who came to you with a question or problem...
- You get on the down elevator on floor six, push the sixth floor button and become irritated that you are not going anywhere.
- Your kids call 911 and report a burglary when you come home at early one night (8pm). They didn't recognize you ...first time you have been home before their bedtime in months.
- You look at the clock...it shows 6:00...you can't remember if it's AM or PM.
- The little leprechaun, that only you can see, who keeps telling you to, Burn it, burn it all.
- You spend too much time in front of the microwave before noticing it's not your TV.
- You begin to explore the possibility of setting up an I.V. drip of espresso.
- What shall I do today? Pretend to work ...take a hostage ... pretend to work ...take a hostage ...
- Road rage in the supermarket resulting in broken bones from the canned yams.
- Whenever your boss asks how the project you've been working on 14 hours a day, 6 days a week, is coming along, you laugh uncontrollably for 3 minutes, then break into a medley of show tunes.
- A growing need to DO something about the guy in the next cube. You know, the one that makes all those annoying sounds and smells. Yeah, something...something permanent. Yeah...
- Spend day staring at the squirrels on the front lawn of the building. (There aren't any squirrels at your building. There's not even a lawn). Adopted from http://www.funmeme.com/ If you are not laughing, You Need A Vacation!
Your accumulated vacation hours let you retire 10 years early.
