Tax Jokes & Humorous IRS Quotes

• There is no child so bad that he/she can't be used as an income tax deduction.


• The number of words dealing with income taxes in the Internal Revenue Code and IRS regulations rose nearly tenfold between 1955 and 2005, from 718,000 to more than 7 million How is a mugger different from the Internal Revenue Service? Both take your money, but the mugger doesn't make you fill out forms. --Jacob Sullum in Reason


• More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments. -- Robert Orben


• People who complain about taxes can be divided into two classes: men and women.-- Unknown


• The term "tax humor" is no doubt an oxymoron to many people; to the more cynical, it is an apt description of the entire tax code. -- John F. Iekel


• Taxes are not good things, but if you want services, somebody's got to pay for them so they're a necessary evil. -- Michael Bloomberg


• "It's income tax time again, Americans: time to gather up those receipts, get out those tax forms, sharpen up that pencil, and stab yourself in the aorta." -- D. Barry


• If a person is an economic being and figures out the odds, then there is a very high incentive to cheat. That is, of course, putting aside honor, duty and patriotism.-- Jerome Kurtz, former Commissioner, Internal Revenue Service